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Saturday, August 23, 2014
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Wednesday, June 18, 2014
My Kids Suck! Trampoline Craigslist Post from Angry Dad
Kids are notorious for doing and saying everything and anything to get what they want because they are soulless creatures who use a lack of maturity as an excuse for immorality. I personally don't remember how good or bad I was with this particular type of thing. My family was not a wealthy family so we didn't get everything we wanted, but we did get a few of the things that we wanted the most. I do know that I did get a millenium falcon, an atari and a colecovision. I also got an expensive Dyno Bike at about $500 that was later stolen because I lived on the 5th floor, the elevator in my building was down so when my friend wanted me to grab some tools to help him fix his bike I was reluctant to go upstairs and more reluctant to carry my bike up the stairs. "Don't let anyone ride it while I go upstairs and get the tools" I told him. When I came down my bike was gone, a girl had taken it for a joy ride around the block and a thug made her get off and stole my Dyno. When I walked around the block I found the girl talking to a police man. Luckily my mom paid for it with American Express so it was insured and we were able to procure another one, but it was an unnecessary evil.
In any case I do understand what it's like to have a manipulative kid trying to call all the shots because I have a 3 yr old niece that cries for everything she wants from watching a TV show to getting Ice Cream. The thing is she has a very strong vocabulary, even was able to create full sentences at age 1, she understands a lot so she definitely is using it as a manipulation factor, because she actually can voice what she wants without crying.
One father in the suburbs west of Boston discovered this firsthand after his children begged him to purchase a trampoline for their backyard because they were apparently dissatisfied with the number of bones and ligaments in their body that they hadn’t been able to destroy.
After succumbing to their will, the father saw his worst fear realized as the trampoline began to sit unused in the corner of the yard for two straight years. In an effort to sell the underutilized plaything occupying a major tract of land, the dad took to Craigslist and posted an ad titled “My Kids Suck.” I’ve summarized most of the reasons above, but you really don’t get the full impact until you've heard him explain the situation in his own words:
They begged. Pleaded. Told me how they’d use it EVERY day. How our house would become THE place to hang out. We had a hot tub. And a basketball court. And a fire pit. And a hammock. But if we had THIS, well, we’d be rock stars. Plus since I “messed up their lives” by moving them here in middle school, I owed them at least this much. God, dad. So I caved. And I bought it. And I built it. And that first night they jumped. Then I watched from my window as the summer turned to fall and the fall turned to winter and the flurries came down and the snowmen went up and the rain came down and the flowers came up and spring turned to summer and I watched even still from the window, waiting, just waiting, for someone, anyone, to use that damn trampoline even once more. Oh please, please, just once. My kids suck. So after two years of sitting in my window staring out like a creepy old neighbor, I am selling it to make room for gardenias or tomato plants or a stockade jail to house three grumpy teenagers.
Personally I would have used this every few days to try and learn flips and aerials because that is the kind of kid I was, adventurous with my bike, my skateboard and just about anything else. I loved Star Wars and Luke Skywalker did his training with Yoda learning flips and stuff so I'd probably have used it to a similar capacity as a fun training tool. The guy is probably lucky they didn't use it that often, because my worst fear would be that the trampoline would result in multiple injuries.
In any case I do understand what it's like to have a manipulative kid trying to call all the shots because I have a 3 yr old niece that cries for everything she wants from watching a TV show to getting Ice Cream. The thing is she has a very strong vocabulary, even was able to create full sentences at age 1, she understands a lot so she definitely is using it as a manipulation factor, because she actually can voice what she wants without crying.
One father in the suburbs west of Boston discovered this firsthand after his children begged him to purchase a trampoline for their backyard because they were apparently dissatisfied with the number of bones and ligaments in their body that they hadn’t been able to destroy.
After succumbing to their will, the father saw his worst fear realized as the trampoline began to sit unused in the corner of the yard for two straight years. In an effort to sell the underutilized plaything occupying a major tract of land, the dad took to Craigslist and posted an ad titled “My Kids Suck.” I’ve summarized most of the reasons above, but you really don’t get the full impact until you've heard him explain the situation in his own words:
They begged. Pleaded. Told me how they’d use it EVERY day. How our house would become THE place to hang out. We had a hot tub. And a basketball court. And a fire pit. And a hammock. But if we had THIS, well, we’d be rock stars. Plus since I “messed up their lives” by moving them here in middle school, I owed them at least this much. God, dad. So I caved. And I bought it. And I built it. And that first night they jumped. Then I watched from my window as the summer turned to fall and the fall turned to winter and the flurries came down and the snowmen went up and the rain came down and the flowers came up and spring turned to summer and I watched even still from the window, waiting, just waiting, for someone, anyone, to use that damn trampoline even once more. Oh please, please, just once. My kids suck. So after two years of sitting in my window staring out like a creepy old neighbor, I am selling it to make room for gardenias or tomato plants or a stockade jail to house three grumpy teenagers.
Personally I would have used this every few days to try and learn flips and aerials because that is the kind of kid I was, adventurous with my bike, my skateboard and just about anything else. I loved Star Wars and Luke Skywalker did his training with Yoda learning flips and stuff so I'd probably have used it to a similar capacity as a fun training tool. The guy is probably lucky they didn't use it that often, because my worst fear would be that the trampoline would result in multiple injuries.
In any case I'm sure these guy would have used it :) LOL
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Amazing 4th of July Independence Day Flyer Designs
Get Amazing 4th of July / American Independence Flyer Designs at www.djemir.com
You can count on the flyer design professionals at www.djemir.com/designs.html to create your spectacular 4th of July Independence Day Weekend flyer designs.
In addition to American Independence Day Flyers we have also created a few Independence Day Flyer designs for other countries including India Independence Day Flyers, Mexican Independence Day Flyers Cinco De Mayo Flyer Designs and Israel Independence Day Flyer designs.
Graphic Design Price Options |

To get your flyer design project started today visit www.djemir.com/designs.html and
call / text 1-303-995-0875 or email us at
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MERICA! American Independence Day Red White And Blue 4th of July Party Flyer Designs |
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Flyer design for Independence Day 4th of July Weekend Jadakiss Concert at Sobe Live Miami |
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Splash 3 DC Sentinels Annual 4th of July Independence Day Pool Party Flyer Design |
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Israel Independence Day Flyer Design for J-Dub Las Vegas |
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Wednesday, May 21, 2014
Outstanding Denver Wedding Photography and DJ Services
Outstanding Wedding DJ Services & Photography Services In Denver And Around The World
International nightclub and mixtape DJ Emir Santana has provided outstanding DJ services, graphic designs and photography services for weddings, nightclubs and special events for over 20 years. You can put your confidence and trust in our high quality service and performance.
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Denver Colorado's Elite Wedding DJ and Photography Services. www.djemir.com 303-995-0875 |
We serve Denver and all Colorado as well as the surrounding states Arizona, Wyoming etc... We can DJ or photograph your event anywhere in the world as we did fior several clients in Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic and even Grenada West Indies, if you also provide travel and lodging.
We can also provide engagement photo services, modeling photos, wedding event invitation design and printing as well as photograph touch up services, graphic designs and additional up-lighting to make your event spectacular. These services can also be used for proms, sweet sixteen parties, birthdays and QuinceaƱeras
To reserve your wedding date or special event give us a call at 303-995-0875 or email us at
Friday, February 28, 2014
One Edition Chemistry of Life EDM Event Billings Montana
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One Edition Chemistry of Life Rave & EDM Party Flyer Billings Montana |
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One Edition Chemistry of Life Rave & EDM Party Flyer Billings Montana |
ONE Edition: Chemistry of Life EDM Party
Friday March 7th 2014
At The Al Bedoo Shrine Auditorium
1125 Broadwater Ave. Billings MT 59102
Doors open at 8pm Show 9pm-1am
Billings Montana's Concert & Light Show of the Year
Billings Montana's Concert & Light Show of the Year
With DJ Lion
The man that will take you on a fantastic musical journey throughout the night
$30 to get in
All ages event 21+ to drink
All ages event 21+ to drink
First come, first served.
Friday, January 24, 2014
Breathe Denver Broncos Superbowl Championship Song
Breathe a song by The Mad Fanatic that completely explains my own point of view about the Broncos... We Hail from the Mile High city so we train hard at high altitude, Just like the Shaolin Monks did in the past. Which means the horsemen have more stamina than any other team in the league both here and at sea level. That's why everyone that comes to the Mile High city ends up breathing out of an oxygen mask... cause they just can't hang. The Seattle Sea-Hawks are going to feel the Thunder of the Horses hooves as the Broncos stampede over their defensive line on Superbowl Sunday. Go Broncos Lets win Superbowl XLVIII! And Payton Manning lets throw a record amount of touchdown passes! Defense stop em dead cold and shut them out!
Here are a few fave Broncos Theme tracks from the Mad Fanatic, Interstate
Ike and other music artists and rappers
1. Blue & Orange (The Black & Yellow Remix)
2. Orange Crush
3. Sweet Revenge - Broncos Vs Chargers the Rematch AFC Championship Game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TrmNm93RlE&feature=share&list=RD9TrmNm93RlE
4. Breathe
And our Own Interstate Ike's Broncos Mile High Anthem
Remember DJ Emir and friends are available for Superbowl Parties through the weeks leading up to the Superbowl including Superbowl Sunday. Call 303-995-0875 to schedule your kick ass superbowl party this year. www.djemir.com
Here are a few fave Broncos Theme tracks from the Mad Fanatic, Interstate
Ike and other music artists and rappers
1. Blue & Orange (The Black & Yellow Remix)
2. Orange Crush
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TrmNm93RlE&feature=share&list=RD9TrmNm93RlE
4. Breathe
And our Own Interstate Ike's Broncos Mile High Anthem
Remember DJ Emir and friends are available for Superbowl Parties through the weeks leading up to the Superbowl including Superbowl Sunday. Call 303-995-0875 to schedule your kick ass superbowl party this year. www.djemir.com
Sunday, January 19, 2014
AFC Champions Denver Broncos Go To The Superbowl!
The 2014 AFC Champions, The Denver Broncos, played solidly throughout the 2013/2014 season. They finished strong two solid Peyton Manning Payback games against the San Diego Chargers and The New England Patriots clinching the AFC Championship and setting them up for a Huge Superbowl win in New York at the XLVIII Superbowl in February. A Superbowl win for The Denver Broncos will make Valentine's Day in Denver one of the best Valentine's ever for Broncos families and Broncos fans everywhere.
PS: DJ Emir is available to DJ for Superbowl XLVIII Parties the entire week of Superbowl Sunday In New York, New Jersey and Denver Colorado. Give us a call at 1-303-995-0875 visit www.djemir.com or email us at:
PPS: Our Graphic design team is also available for Superbowl 48 Party Flyer designs at www.djemir.com/designs.html call or text 1-303-995-0875 or email our design department at
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Peyton Manning Guides The Denver Broncos to Superbowl XLVIII |
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Broncos Win The AFC Championship Game against the Patriots and Now Move on To The Super Bowl |
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Damarius Thomas, Peyton Manning, Eric Decker and Wes Welker A Fantasy Football Team Becomes Reality! |
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Damarius Thomas Makes Big Plays In AFC Championship Game |
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Superbowl 48 will be first COLD area Superbowl |
PS: DJ Emir is available to DJ for Superbowl XLVIII Parties the entire week of Superbowl Sunday In New York, New Jersey and Denver Colorado. Give us a call at 1-303-995-0875 visit www.djemir.com or email us at:
PPS: Our Graphic design team is also available for Superbowl 48 Party Flyer designs at www.djemir.com/designs.html call or text 1-303-995-0875 or email our design department at
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DJ Emir Available for Super Bowl Parties at 1-303-995-0875 www.djemir.com |
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Friday, January 17, 2014
Valentine's Day Flyer Designs You'll Love
This year get only the best Valentine's day flyer designs for your nightclub at www.djemir.com/valentinesflyers.html
From sexy Valentine's day flyers to whimsical and playful valentine's day flyers we have you covered with all kinds of custom themed Valentine's party flyer designs. Give us a call at 1-303-995-0875 or email us to get your design started today!
We also design Logos as well as fliers and brochures for all kinds of parties or businesses. So whatever your need we have the graphic design services to take your business to the next level.
From sexy Valentine's day flyers to whimsical and playful valentine's day flyers we have you covered with all kinds of custom themed Valentine's party flyer designs. Give us a call at 1-303-995-0875 or email us to get your design started today!
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Couples & Cocktails Valentine's Day Edition Couples Only Party Flyer Design |
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Valentine's Night Celebration Flyer Design Australia |
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Jon B my Valentine Flyer Design Denver Colorado |
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Lishq Bollywood Valentine's Day Flyer Design Australia |
Sunday, January 12, 2014
The Mad Fanatic Sweet Revenge Broncos Vs Chargers Rematch Song
The Mad Fanatic Sweet Revenge! Great song talking about the Denver Bronco's Revenge vs The San Diego Chargers. With the expected revenge win in today's NFL Division game against the San Diego Chargers after their previous loss to them. The song is very well done and he has an entire album for this years full season and post season hopefully ending with a Superbowl win for the Denver Broncos. Get the songs and watch all videos at http://themadfanatic.com/
http://themadfanatic.com/sweetrevenge/
http://themadfanatic.com/
I'm gonna throw a few of the tracks at the clubs for the games! Lets go BRONCOS!
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http://themadfanatic.com/sweetrevenge/
http://themadfanatic.com/
I'm gonna throw a few of the tracks at the clubs for the games! Lets go BRONCOS!
- www.djemir.com
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